Making downtime page not terrible

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Xkeeper 2015-08-09 23:23:36 -07:00
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<html><head><title>Ugh, seriously.</title> <?php
http_response_code(500);
?><html><head><title>Jul is offline for now</title>
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon3.ico" type="image/x-icon"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon3.ico" type="image/x-icon">
<style> <style>
a:link,a:visited,a:active,a:hover{text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold} a:link,a:visited,a:active,a:hover{text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold}
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<table class="table font" cellspacing=0> <table class="table font" cellspacing=0>
<tr> <tr>
<td class='tbl tdbgh center' style="padding: 3px;"><b> <td class='tbl tdbgh center' style="padding: 3px;"><b>
You are the world's shittiest boomerang. Down for maintenance
</b></td> </b></td>
</tr> </tr>
<tr> <tr>
<td class='tbl tdbg1 center' style="padding: 1em;"> <td class='tbl tdbg1 center' style="padding: 1em;">
<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIxNLcPyvEA?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;autoplay=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uIxNLcPyvEA?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;autoplay=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object> </td> We'll be back later.
</td>
</tr> </tr>
</table> </table>
</body> </body>